friend: i am sick.
e.k.: shit! sore throat and evil sniffles? feels like you swallowed a hedgehog and have been snorting drugs for 8 consecutive days? (which i have not FYI)
friend: oh no. oh yes. that’s the one exactly. also like the hedgehog crawled behind my eyes kinda. you too???
e.k.: yes! and then it had babies!!!
d.d.: (joins conversation): you two are in for quite the unwell ride… not only did i feel those things when i was sick but i also felt like my body had been tazed and a tijuana prostitute stole my voice box.
friend: well. that sounds like my worst nightmare and i am scared.
