i forgot to put on deodorant today. i smell like a boy, and i just realized this ten minutes ago (it’s 4:30). i can only assume that yesterday’s anti-perspirant it still working for me, otherwise i would have noticed sooner. probably. good thing i didn’t shower this morning.
my logic might be skewed.
this is why i’m single.
because of the skewed logic, not because i smell.
- e.k.
