co-worker: “how are you feeling?”
me: “still sick. and these antibiotics are ravaging my system.”
co-worker: “yuck! yogurt with a probiotic. your intestines will thank you.”
me: “oh i know. i am yogurting like mad.”
co-worker: …
me: “that did not sound ok.”
co-worker: “yogurt is a gross verb.”
me: “um… it really is. sorry about that.”
this is why i’m single.
- e.k.
