“… oh you’d love her! she, jane, and i were pretty much best friends in england. but really she’s more like you and me than jane. like, this girl is goddamn crazy.” pauses contemplatively. “actually i prefer batshit crazy. when i hear the term batshit crazy i automatically think that it refers to us.”
- friend to e.k. (once again unintentionally giving insight into why we are single.)






