Guys often state that the reason they are single is because they don’t understand girls. They don’t understand why they say the things they do, dress the way they do, or like the things they like. Sometimes, when the stars align and the planets are at the perfect point in their orbit we have little epiphanies. But mostly, guys can be completely hopeless when trying to decode the mystical woman. The conversation I recently had with my roommates about a date Roommate 2 went on showcases the above fact in all it’s glory.
Roommate 3: big date tonight eh, how did it go?
Roommate 2: it was fun, but I’m not sure she’s into me.
Roommate 1: *laughs*
Roommate 3: why not? you get in there?
Roommate 4: *facepalm*
Roommate 2: nooo we haven’t even kissed.
Roommate 1: how many dates have you been on?
Roommate 2: three
Roommate 3: oh, if she’s been on three dates with you she must like you, you just have to make a move to let her know you like her.
Roommate 4: you just gotta make a move, she’s waiting for it.
Roommate 1: yeah, girls never make the first move.
Roommate 3: three dates means you can make a move to hookup, i think that’s what they said in that sex in the city show. just invite her over to watch a movie.
Roommate 1: three dates?!
Roommate 4: you should probably get rid of that ‘bone zone’ sign in your room (the sign has nothing to do with what you may think it does).
Roomate 3: *laughs*
Roommate 2: i’m not really like that guys, and i’m not going to assume she is either.
Roommate 3: well fuck, you just both get drunk and see what happens then.
The bottom line is guys; don’t always take girl advice from your guy friends. They don’t listen, they’ll joke the whole time, and they probably have less of a clue what’s going on than you do. Plus, they won’t speak to what YOU want. Ask a girl-friend that you trust about girl confusion.
This is why we’re single.
- anonymous
