There’s nothing like catching up with a childhood friend over the holidays to warm the heart. Or, as in this case, bring to your attention just how early you unintentionally set out on a path towards permanent spinsterhood.
e.k: Hey Mags, remember that time you made me wear the plastic cape?
Mags: You wore that cape on your own accord. I made you wear the plastic skirt.
e.k: Yeah, but they were an ensemble! I had to wear the cape.
Mags: Oh yeah. I guess you’re right.
Ahhh nostalgia.
(We are both still single.)
- e.k.
