know what’s classy? gifting a co-worker with a homemade port-a-loo* constructed using an empty water bottle, a plastic fedex waybill cover, and packing tape. i should totally patent that shit. it was kind of an inside joke, though based on her reaction i may have been the only one actually ‘in’ on it. my bad. whatever, i would totally date me, because everyone knows that the homemade gifts are the best.
* i actually googled ‘fancy words for toilet’ while brainstorming the perfect name for my uber-brilliant invention.
after deciding last minute (as in, last night) to abandon my much publicized christmas gift boycott and buy presents for people after all, braving the eatons center only to get pepper spray poisoned (no joke), and having to come in to work today (seriously, wtf!), i am ready for some freakin holiday cheer. and liquor. lots of liquor. happy christmas everyone!!
- e.k.
