Him: Can I get you anything at Starbucks?
Her: Oh, yes please!
Him: What would you like?
Her: A triple grande extra-hot non-fat no-whip white chocolate mocha.
Him: …?!?!
Her: Um… This is why I’m single.
- e.k.
Why We're Single
bio about contributors contact"It's the fucking impossible balance between trying to be down to earth and accessible while simultaneously being skinny and epic. Which sucks balls."
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*sigh*
