scenario:
- petite
- long blonde hair
- loves the outdoors
- loves getting dressed up
- feminine but not fussy
- friendly
- assertive
- not unfortunate looking
SO WHY AM I SINGLE?
because i refuse to settle for less than i deserve.
because i don’t know what it is that i’m looking for.
because i have yet to find someone who can hold my attention.
because i have yet to find someone to whom i don’t eventually lose physical attraction.
because i don’t see how i can hold on to my goals and dreams and be in a committed relationship at the same time.
OR maybe it really is because i can eat an entire tub of peanut butter with a spoon in one sitting, because i once ate a cold venison roast with my bare hands or because i still sleep with a teddy bear at the age of twenty six.
-e.k.





